We have many, many cable TV channels, which means that flipping about we periodically have encountered extreme sports and learned new things, such as what “Doritos” are in paintball lingo. It also means we often encounter Dew tour events, such as the FMX competition this commentary came from:

“Momentum can be your friend sometimes.”

“Yeah, ’cause as you move forward, it lessens the impact of Mother Earth, doesn’t it?”

“You remember lawn darts?”

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