I’m no bigger fan of spam than anyone else. I even changed my work e-mail address once to try to dodge it.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Foolish mortal! Anyway, that’s why I’m not pumpkin @ mdn.net anymore.

I am amused by the subject lines on the spam, though. “Voltage fairy” was my favorite for quite a while, but yesterday I got “dollhouse barrio” and have to say it’s pretty good, too.

This post originally appeared on ourMidland.com, the online home of the Midland (MI) Daily News. Republished with permission.