I get a few home decor/improvement newsletters in my e-mail, and frankly I toss most of them. But one from Kohler said something about four ways to spruce up a bathroom, so I took a peek.
Wow. I have to show this to my kids, because we long have marveled at the high-end toilet on the Sims that not only flushes itself not a huge deal, because even the ones at state park campgrounds do that now but has a built-in modem for Internet access.
The nice people at Kohler have come up with a $1,300 toilet seat with some bidet functionality, which explains part of the price tag. It also has, and I swear I am not making any of this up: a heated seat with three different temperature settings; warm air with three temperature and fan speed settings; deodorizer (OK, I can see that); REMOTE CONTROL; user pre-sets, to store control settings for two users; and a lighted bowl so your toilet can be your nightlight. You can check it out here. I’m not placing an order ever.
This post originally appeared on ourMidland.com, the online home of the Midland (MI) Daily News. Republished with permission.