Creative label interpretation

Woe to those who turn to vending machines for breakfast. Occasionally it works well: juice! Trail mix!

Today, not so. No peanuts. Not even Lorna Doones. There are Pop-Tarts, but they are unlabeled? Blueberry? (Ick.) Cherry? (Acceptable.) S’more? (Beyond ick, into the realm of Only Children Eat Those.)

(Sigh.) Cheez-Its, because they’re the closest thing to toast available. And a 100 Grand bar because, um, it contains rice.<P>

<em>This post originally appeared on <a title=”Midland Daily News” href=””></a&gt;, the online home of the Midland (MI) Daily News. Republished with permission.</em>

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